Reasons For My Singledom
If you like self-deprecating humor and can differentiate between sarcasm and whining, you'll enjoy my blog!
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Post reblogged from Travelling Alone
(Source: rmestrada)
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A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody.Thomas Paine
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Don’t judge me until you know me,
Don’t underestimate me until you challenge me, and
Don’t talk about me until you’ve talked to me.
Just because you have met me, or hung out with me, it doesn’t mean you know me. Acquaintances are just familiar strangers. Friends? Tolerable companions, but few truly know me.
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(Source: whatshouldwecallme)
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I actually am making myself a pair of these out of an old cape I found in my attic :3
(Source: weheartit.com)
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Pour a little bit in right after you put the eggs in. Just a dash, and pour slowly down the side of the pan, or you’ll burn your face off. It’s delicious. If you’re underage, justify stealing your parents’ wine with “alcohol cooks out”. Scrambled eggs are one of the simplest things to make, and if you aren’t a talented cook but want to impress someone, try this and maybe add a dash of a gourmet smoked salt. You can buy them super cheap at the grocery store. Look for a fine grain, brown-colored salt that smells like campfire. Perfect! You may suck at cooking, but you’ve revamped your basic meal. Enjoy!
